By now my watch begins - 31/07/2017 04:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML
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RichardPencil 30

In medieval times, frequent sneezing was a symptom of bubonic plague. She probably would rather dump you than carry around a pocket full of posies.

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TMO2142 25

Bless you? and that is a really dumb reason to break up with someone

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RichardPencil 30

In medieval times, frequent sneezing was a symptom of bubonic plague. She probably would rather dump you than carry around a pocket full of posies.

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Chazzster 28

OP - If you couldn't help it then I am sorry. Hopefully she has come to her senses about that by now. But if it was a fake sneezes then I wouldn't blame her.

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JudgeComrade 17

Be happy she didn't go Arya Stark on you.

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TMO2142 25

Bless you? and that is a really dumb reason to break up with someone

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SublimeChic4 15

Im sure there is a lot more to it. Like maybe months of annoyance or resentment, and that was the straw that broke the camels back.

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jfsiv 17

Unless there's a lot more to this story, and she really did breakup just because of sneezing, then you are probably lucky to get rid of her now. someone who gets that upset that easily is going to make your life miserable on a regular basis.

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