By off to the whorehouse, then - 31/03/2014 21:03 - United Kingdom - Brighton

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Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
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PhilSnake22 13

Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

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Eswizz 8

Small but powerful perhaps? Just take it as a compliment-- Tyrion is the coolest character in the show, hands down.

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realjojo 11

Well, maybe she means 'Under an unusual looking, lays some cunning and powerful move. May have done some nasty things but still cannot really hate this little guy.'

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martin8337 35

I don't know, is that considered a compliment? I'd rather a woman call my penis John, as in Holmes. Or Ron, as in Jeremy.

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russfml 31

You'd have to watch/read game of thrones to get it. Tyrion is a ugly dwarf

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ambyyyyy 4

Considering he is one of the best characters you should take this as a compliment

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live2loveurself 11

Yes, he is, but there are other reasons to name a penis after a midget character.

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PiinkVanilla 15

"My penis sends its regards *dickslap*"

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08zw 19

I knew this was going to happen eventually... I knew it.

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mizmasterchief 3

We named our dissection dog in vet school Tyrion. Sorry about you luck buddy.

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TheDoctor10 28

Suck my Tyrion Lannister

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