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By Jaraxxus - 26/07/2016 09:45 - United States - Vass

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating because I've been buying generic groceries instead of name brand to save money. Apparently, I must be using the extra money on another woman. FML

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Jaraxxus_fml 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 5:21

OP here! No, we talked about it before this, so she knew why. I'm not sure why she thinks this.

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vcapelo 19

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:23

Run...

IanTheKorean 8

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:20

Um.... Paranoid much?

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LevelupKid 8

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:52

You don't need her man. Go get someone worth your time, not some paranoid bitch.

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 27 July 2016 3:29

*was actually using the money for an engagement ring*

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:07

Not anymore.

beantownchivette 8

Wednesday 27 July 2016 3:34

GTFO now while you can!

JHPugh 19

Wednesday 27 July 2016 3:37

You know.. If you dump the girl you'd save even more money! And mental strain. Though try and talk it out first

whatoftoday 6

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:59

Why talk it out? It's crazy to think someone is cheating because they're bring genetics to save money. That kind of crazy doesn't go away. Maybe if she's pregnant...

westernmd 6

Wednesday 27 July 2016 3:54

well are you?

ezrajab 22

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:18

What?

fcblaster 3

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:20

Hahahahaha!

DBpiano 22

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:21

Leave her.

deenasaur2 10

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:21

Jaraxxus tho

saffy66 34

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:24

Run far, run fast...

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