Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So...

By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 06:18 - United States - La Marque

Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By Huh??? - 23/02/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML

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azurablade 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:16

you mean you sent a txt message to your mother, brother and sister?

NatzSwifey 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:13

well maybe u should call ur friends more often instead of only doing it to prove a point to ur gf

Comments

LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 6 January 2010 15:17

She sounds like an ass.

perdix 29

Wednesday 6 January 2010 15:33

(crickets) Well, it looks like your girlfriend is right. Not even the total strangers on FML give a shit about what's up with you. (sad trombone)

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:06

Haha, owned.

cookies_for_you 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 15:45

Maybe you should have sent a proper message. If you send me something saying "hey what's up" after we haven't spoken in ages, I'm not going to reply.

HanaxD 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 15:51

If someone I've never texted before sent me a random message saying "Hey, what's up", I wouldn't reply. I'd just be like o.O If your girlfriend is really wrong, go out with your friends or something. Or actually, you don't have to prove her anything.

pjfromok 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 15:52

Sounds like she is the reason you have no friends...been there. ^^

shadowkiss13 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 15:58

Make some NEW friends obviously! but still FYL

lickmyjock 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 16:03

Sounds like you were... *takes off sunglasses* Textless in North Carolina (aaaaaight!)

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 6 January 2010 16:43

(facepalms)

csd_fml 5

Wednesday 6 January 2010 16:15

how can she "accuse you" of not having friends? Even if it were true, she's your friend (or so a gf should be) and not having any or many friends isn't a crime.

zenti 2

Wednesday 6 January 2010 17:23

So what if your girlfriend says you don't have friends? If she's right then oh well; if she's wrong then oh well. It doesn't matter either way. You deserve it for actually being that affected by what she said (and was probably joking about) that you had to send a pointless text message to people.

gigi37 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 17:35

Yes, I totally agree with you; there's only two people I would respond to if they texted me that (good thing they wouldn't), but only because I know they would have something else to ask. Otherwise, if I get messages like that, I'm not responding