Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So...

By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 06:18 - United States - La Marque

Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By Huh??? - 23/02/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML

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azurablade 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:16

you mean you sent a txt message to your mother, brother and sister?

NatzSwifey 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:13

well maybe u should call ur friends more often instead of only doing it to prove a point to ur gf

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nason 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 18:55

hahahaha, either u do or no one was there to reply

neo2412 1

Wednesday 6 January 2010 19:04

no response.

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 6 January 2010 19:52

Regarding trolls - you can ignore them or reek revenge; it's your call, but whatever you do, don't let them bait you. Actually, the thought occurs that she might have warned them off by telling them not to reply to your text. Either way though, you got suckered. LMAO xD

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:02

YDI for mass texting, and for being a friendless idiot, apparently.

tradada 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:11

what a dumb mass mail, I wouldn't have replied either, even if you were a close friend

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 6 January 2010 23:12

Indeed what are you supposed to reply to that... "Oh hai I'm just taking a poop what is up with you right about now friend?" It's even worse because the text was probably out of the blue.

me5 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:25

Why didn't u text her? Isn't she your girl.Friend? You deserve each other. 

tman118 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:26

goddamn I hate you

SEALMaster11 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 23:34

so ur girlfriend must be imaginary then

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:24

Wait, your girlfriend is mad at you for NOT having friends? She should appreciate all the extra time you have to screw her instead of "hanging out with the guys." Unless of course you're not using that extra time to screw her, in which case there's your problem.