Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with...

By CheatedOn - 14/02/2010 15:19 - Romania

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 17:01

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

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Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2020 17:00

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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The single life

By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML

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Icarus_II 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:05

She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:12

***** Alert! Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.

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Trixies100 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:55

wow she missed u huh that's bull shit good thing u dumped her

cigi316 13

Monday 15 February 2010 0:59

hood rat!

jrodas21 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:06

wow there is no way to express that feeling all i can say is *****

cougarhunter308 4

Monday 15 February 2010 2:04

wats her number I wudnt mind takin around out of that **** did ever consider pimping her out?

deadsrs 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:22

Alright freeze... I'm still not sold on the idea but if you say it's okay then I'll live my life by it!

phuckurlyfe 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:43

***** that bitch. next!

jack185868 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:53

what a *****

myman47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 3:26

#9. u r soo ******* Hott. plz suck my dick

newyork786 0

Monday 15 February 2010 3:31

#28 is winner!!! lmaoooo hahahahahah ...going back to op. She is a *****! end of story.

Donish1786 0

Monday 15 February 2010 3:49

what a slutty bitch. **** her.

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Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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