Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with...

By CheatedOn - 14/02/2010 15:19 - Romania

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML

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We were on a break!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 17:01

Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML

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You deserved it 289

Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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You deserved it 100

By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 781

Social distancing done right

By Anonymous - 22/04/2020 17:00

Today, my girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me because I'm no longer able to give her the physical attention she needs. I live 4 hours away and we have been this way for almost a year. She found another guy to do it behind my back. FML

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You deserved it 320

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 137

By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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You deserved it 293

Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 760

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 737

By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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You deserved it 4 377

The single life

By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML

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You deserved it 98

Icarus_II 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:05

She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:12

***** Alert! Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.

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benhamean 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:14

wat a ****, I would bitch slap her

jeaniechic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:28

shouldn't of dated that hoe in the first place.

funnyboy9212 3

Monday 15 February 2010 5:27

dude that sucks!! believe me I know what that feels like! the same exact thing happened to me

42_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:41

You are better off without someone like that. I agree with the others here when the term "*****" is used. Call em' as I see em'.

babybubz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:00

shkank..

mrzero 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:41

I guess she lost my number....

efferxD 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:44

what a *****!!

MzMoMo1122 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:16

wow, skeezer.

Lyndatruong 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:58

bitch is not worth it!

maskedman 9

Monday 15 February 2010 10:35

if she mentions VD, she's probably not talking about Valentine's Day.

seeimdee 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:27

HAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAA

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Today, while I was mid-act with my girlfriend, my mom unlocked my bedroom door and came in shaking maracas. She then handed them to my very shocked girlfriend and told her these were the "Busted maracas" and directed her to pass them along accordingly. Well, at least our first time was memorable… FML

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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML

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Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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You deserved it 3 192

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

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Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML

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