Love: Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML

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By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By T.T - 24/08/2010 08:19 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML

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Avatar II: Is Shite

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 02:02 - United States

Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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FFML_314 11

Tuesday 7 September 2010 12:27

I would like to know what your guys choices were? If she said Toy Story and you disagreed, you deserve it!

Koot_fml 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 12:55

the correct answer is The Incredibles.

Comments

destonerock 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 14:09

that's just f'k'n lame...I'm not shure why I'm commenting, now I'm lame for commenting.., thanks.., I guys deserve each other ..

iJamesJamesable 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 14:19

this one mad my day lol

Richisme 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 14:28

both of u are corny

fmlissoooooofked 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 14:37

there was corn in my poop this morning

cusof 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 14:39

I bet some things happened before the argument, if not you D I

I_have_no_clue 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 14:41

NERDS 

Quest_ 13

Tuesday 7 September 2010 14:41

You deserve it if you think the argument was actually over Pixar movies.

angel55033 12

Tuesday 7 September 2010 14:54

it's always more than that

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 7 September 2010 15:15

Angel, is it true that women that have lower back tattooes will not be able to receive an epidural? I just heard of it and saw your tattoo. (It's beautiful btw.)

monnanon 13

Tuesday 7 September 2010 15:21

as far as I am aware its not true. I've heard that rumor too but i cant think why its supposed to not be possible. Maybe something to do with scar tissue or pushing ink through into the spine but as long as its not a very new tattoo it should be fine.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 7 September 2010 15:42

That's a nice tattoo, but it gives the guy too much to look at while he's back there doin' the do.... (Hey, if I wanted to go to a museum, I'd go to the museum!!!)

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 7 September 2010 15:18

Angel, is it true that women that have lower back tattooes will not be able to receive an epidural? I just heard of it and saw your tattoo. (It's beautiful btw.)

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 September 2010 15:44

Does anyone else it a bit ironic that this post is classified in "Intimacy" when it's a debate about G-rated (maybe some PG?) movies? This is supposed to be the dirty section!