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By Ignitingmylightsaber - 18/10/2009 11:29 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
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skyeyez9 24

its funny what couples do once they are comfortable with each other.

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TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0

that big, huh? haha sounds like shes a keeper

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LeStab 4

lol " she took my meat in her hand " greatest line ever any way probably would have been an FML if she didnt do anything

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couturefab 0

it sucks you down on her, and all she did in return is use your man junk as a light sabor in return

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couturefab 0

and i don't get why people think she awesome for playin with your man junk like a light sabor instead of sucking it.

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tayza249 20

not everyone wants to put a dick in their mouth

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Clitastrophe 0

Oh no! Your life is over! That was sarcasm. Your life was probably over already if that's all it takes to **** your life up.

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Bananaaa_fml 0

It means that he did everything that she asked for you knob jockey!!

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misspeg 0

hahaha love your comment InfectedWithDrew!

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chickyblue 0

Well she's right "the meat" is disgusting !!!!!!

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