By Ignitingmylightsaber - 18/10/2009 11:29 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
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skyeyez9 24

its funny what couples do once they are comfortable with each other.

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dangletsbang21 0

this made my day, go star wars :)

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gamer_girl 0

eww! i HATE when people call it their "meat"

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Fall3nAngel 22

Mmm, it's so gross. When I read it, I was like, "... your meat"?

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ashleyhaynes 0

agree x5. why don't guys appreciate the cool chicks?

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LlamaFlavoured 24

No, it would mean that if he put 'with me doing everything she asked of me.' Although, that's still not the most elegant way of writing it .___.

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JeWbOy101 11

Lmfao my ex did that before:/ everything she touched it pre much minus the light saber noises usually... Luckily she generally would go down a bit eventually lol

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The_9th_Doctor 18

the Force is strong with her.

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DrCheese 16

What a greedy woman you got OP. I'm a big fan of reciprocation.

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