By Ignitingmylightsaber - 18/10/2009 11:29 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
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skyeyez9 24

its funny what couples do once they are comfortable with each other.

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Angel91_fml 0

Next time avoid the "fun section" of the condom aisle...might see some action then ;)

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BigD3452 6

dump that selfish bitch it only gets worse trust me

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uoykcuf 0

Is anyone else thinking The Big Lebowski?

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Ninjaface 0

To everyone asking what the problem is, it's that she said she DOESN'T like swinging around random objects and making lightsaber noises. Which, for most sane guys should be a deal-breaker. Or maybe I just have a rather insane definition of the word "sane."

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AnnoyingFlamingo 0

Well who was she? Darth Meat-grabber, Count Dicku, Obi-Won Cocknoby?

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Bobaboo 0

thats classic, stay with her forever

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FromCFL 0

YDI for dating a 10-year-old. (And for using the term "my meat"--unless you're talking about a piece of steak?)

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kukopia 0

YDI for "finally getting intimate on the 2nd day" By doing that, you told her you're not that into her. And then when you FINALLY get intimate, she has to ask you to do things?? What are you, 14?

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