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By Ignitingmylightsaber - 18/10/2009 11:29 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
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skyeyez9 24

its funny what couples do once they are comfortable with each other.

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Bananaaa_fml 0

hey, dont dis 14 year olds coz im 14 and my boyfriend dosnt take 2 days to get intamite with me. So dont bring other ages into this, it is obviously all his fault, he's a douche.

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Maxine17 8

I can only reply with "14 year old slag" for this.

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Mischief109 11

I honestly hope you're joking about being 14. If you're serious, f your parents lives...

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rahhal 0

I think she's adorable. Maybe she's more into, well, the finer sex? >:3 I'll take her off your hands!

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Mayz_fml 0

LOL, this made my day.

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poeticvibez07 0

I'm asking the same question that #2 is asking

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omghehehe 0

:D hahaha.... loved the lightsaber touch!!! it really is fun when ur into ea other to do things like that!!! ;) But she sounds young/inexperieced if she doesnt know what the fuss is about!

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whyy_mee 0

wow, is she a blonde? definately a keeper. xD

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WhatsUPFool 0

Pop her cherry, obviously virgin. Or dump the bitch. Or keep her, I don't care, never post again.

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