By bad in the sack - 05/07/2014 04:26 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML
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rp713 4

If she was on top she was in control, why should it be your fault?

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MelTheGreat 23

Or maybe she just has different priorities, or A.D.D... But you probably do suck in this case.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

give her some whip cream

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nlm92 15

That's not what it means OP. After a while of being in a relationship you'll find that this happens more often. Just have fun with it, you'll finish later. She had a craving and I doubt it was a subliminal comment on your abilities. Sex doesn't happen like in **** or movies. Whether you're good or not things like this will happen. Just roll with it, you'll bond and have even more, better sex in the future.

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gracehi 31

I hate to break out to you, dude, but that behavior is definitely not normal. People generally don't just stop in the middle of sex without explanation, and they definitely don't immediately suggest an activity that requires getting dressed and leaving the house. Usually when someone stops in the middle of sex it's because they're too tired or sore to continue and they say so and hang around to cuddle for a little bit. They don't just stop because they suddenly got a craving for ice cream.

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cakefete2 30

Grace, unlike OP's girlfriend, you are on top of it today. All of your comments have been spot on and offer quality truths about a mature sexual relationship.

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mannatee 19

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DocBastard 38

HAHAHAHA no. The only way you could possibly think this way is if 1) you've never actually had sex, 2) spoken to a girl, and 3) know absolutely nothing whatsoever having to do with sex. Good sex is mutual. That's Sex 101, free of charge. You're ******* welcome. Pun intended.

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flee2321 10

Not to get too personal....but not long ago with my guy I ended up getting dry and it hurt....I finished him another way and was honest. Just stopping in the middle of sex and leaving? That's weird.

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worldclassrager 39

That's possible but it could be he wants to get ice cream to celebrate how good you are Let's go with that latter of the two

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flee2321 10

I think finishing him would have been a better way....

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dawood_k 27

Oh dur!!! Yes you do suck, because she is actually wanting to suck an ice-cream instead of you.

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fuched 5

Maybe, she didn't think you were into it. Try to show some enthusiasm?

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damnit1989 16

Well, she was on top, so maybe she is the one that sucks at it.

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heartsoflions 16

if she was on top then it's her that sucks at sex.

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