Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 00:45 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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Don't you want me baby?

By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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Narcolepsy

By Isuckreallybad - 06/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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By unfucked - 26/08/2012 23:18 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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IrishWildMan 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:28

Well that seems anti-climactic.

Pipity147 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:55

she was molested that happened to me and that was why

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staypon 0

Friday 19 November 2010 19:32

it sounds like you were sleeping with Katie from paranormal activity . .

TheIcemaN68 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:44

maybe she didn't want any that night.

nicefff 0

Monday 22 November 2010 19:55

women.......

TheWicked 4

Monday 22 November 2010 23:31

Gratz, you got a psycho girlfriend.

zomgwtfbbq 3

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:43

Crying around sex? She's been sexually abused as a child. You just reminded her of it, somehow. She needs therapy. You need a new GF.

someone234 5

Thursday 25 November 2010 18:44

dump her

Sparkles22 0

Monday 13 December 2010 2:29

i think shes pregnant. thats what happened to my friend.....

bhimz1 0

Monday 27 December 2010 20:53

dude..your gf is suffering from depression.. i have seen cases like her

adelisababby 0

Friday 29 April 2011 20:15

maybe shes pregnant and just her hormones are going off?? well anyway that sucks for you try giving her some chocolate that always works!!

mlia172 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 13:01

pregnant.

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Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

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