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Narcolepsy

By Isuckreallybad - 06/02/2021 21:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 921
You deserved it 435
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peterblack67 9

I'm just guessing you're not doing it right.

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tounces7 27

Lemme guess - there was a significant amount of alcohol involved every time.

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RichardPencil 30

Why's that bad? You can finish on her face and go play video games guilt-free.

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peterblack67 9

I'm just guessing you're not doing it right.

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tounces7 27

Lemme guess - there was a significant amount of alcohol involved every time.

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FireMars 14

ya boring! Maybe you should have conversation with her; the only way things will get better is if you work together. If she's falling asleep, she can't be doing much herself either.

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Wadlaen 23

Ever tried waking her with for example a butt plug, or something like that..?🤔😉

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Gradask 10

That means you relax her and if she had bad night sleep that can happen. If it happens too often you need to check up her sleeping pattern.

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Shaunna Burtle 2

could be a legitimate health issue. narcolepsy is real

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randybryant799 20

That's your first clue you're not doing it right.

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