By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.

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RiiOT09 9

at least she was honest, but that's messed up

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RiiOT09 9

at least she was honest, but that's messed up

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sammehsaurus 0

Seriously haha. That's so brutally honest.

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Stupified 0

Ydi. My cat could do a better job than you. I couldn't, but my cat eats his blanket out for 2 hours every day, I bet that experience could come in handy... 

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Toiga 0

I agree 12 your distgusting. No wonder cats run when they see people, it's because of weirds freaks like you. OP you shoulda did the shocker it woulda kept her awake ;) lol

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EffinAhole 0

12 win! Where is annoying little Missgrinch when u need her!

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starile 19

This became a sick little *********** thread...

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CrazyDutch 0

she wasn't honest before.. she's a stupid bitch

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TheAICore 0

Well at least he respected his girlfriends tiredness and didn't continue. :). right?

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bailes_o_hay 0

I don't think it's the size that matters when it comes to tongues haha

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xgetxbentx 13

tongue size really doesn't matter....at all.

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byakkobayliss 2

if you're using it in a way where size would matter, you're using it wrong

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04VWR32 6

maybe try an ice cube next time?

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sawkiol 0

No, no, no. What you do is you keep a marble in your mouth. Then u slip it in

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Storm121693 0

i feel kinda sorry for you.

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Storm121693 0

i feel kinda sorry for you.

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christian50 0

hmm... try drawing the alphabet with your toungue?

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