By tman - 14/10/2010 08:24 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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perdix 29

Aw, isn't that sweet? I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's ******* other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.

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skittle68 0

Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it

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muffpuncher 0

basically she's saying you have no sack.... I agree

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GreenVenom 0

WTF? forget that beezy no body needs that bs

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scenekid1119 0

don't worry OP there are plenty of fish in the sea, but your in a desert and there isn't water for miles.... poor you

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aardvarkish 15

Damn! She sounds like a keeper! Oh... Nevermind...

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kimmykimkim 0

forget her, you deserve better

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namhowell 6

FYL for sure but it was funny the way you wrote it lol.

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