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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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Mistress_Puppy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:10

Oh poor thing I'm sorry. But at least you knew how she felt before you actually proposed.

Esperantist 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:25

At least this happened instead of her cheating on you with this guy down the road, leading to a long and painful divorce.

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Mistress_Puppy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:10

Oh poor thing I'm sorry. But at least you knew how she felt before you actually proposed.

BahahahLOL 0

Monday 30 August 2010 20:04

agreed

I_iz_special 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 4:22

hey now you have ring to propose to someone else.

K410 18

Saturday 2 August 2014 12:39

Most girls from Ontario, especially from Toronto are bitches so good luck op

hazz_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:11

Ouch.

Puolukka 4

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:18

Damn that sucks dude...I'm sorry! But I agree with #1...at least you found out before you proposed...I know it must be hard...

rawrrkidd 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:20

shooot. thats so sad. :( dont worry the right one will come, if not now, soon!

Tenantry 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:22

Must hurt! chin up eh?

PsyPako 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:23

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Esperantist 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:25

At least this happened instead of her cheating on you with this guy down the road, leading to a long and painful divorce.

Tenantry 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:30

@6 that would be so cruel if thats the case, must hate him.

ummmyeahhh 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:33

at least you didn't waste money on a ring and wedding only to be left at the altar, or divorced within a month? think of it this way-- you're saving tons of potentially wasted money!

Xinxinix 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:34

Wow, that's terrible. That would suck if you already bought the ring. :O

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