By feenix89 - 09/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML
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feenix89 0

yeah, she goes through phases where she says she's Christian. We dated for about a year, we started dating and she sat me down to ask if I was a Christian too. We had sex 3 weeks into our relationship, and then for another 9 months, and we stopped to 'get closer to God' And I also think it was around that time she started nailing my friend. And she still has yet to understand why I don't want to talk to her

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JJBADGE10 7

It's not religion it's her

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vvtumblesbee 0

Thank you #22 (and #23). I can accept the fact that there are people here who are angry at people who are hypocritical and use religion to their own means. But I can't accept some of these comments people are making about "don't date religious people," "screw religion," "don't date Christians," etc. I myself am Christian, and I am angry at the hypocrisy as well. I have had two serious relationships; I found out I was being cheated on after four years in the first one, and I have been in my current relationship for four years. I have never cheated, and have never thought of cheating. If you truly believe in a higher power, you don't try to manipulate that power into what is convenient for you.

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Biohazard808 0

you should take pics of her and your bestfriend doing it and then send them to her Christian parents

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Save_Bandit 5

awesome comments. I couldn't have put it half as good. AJ for the win!

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Zukox 0

BS? People are telling their personal stories. Don't read the comments if you're going to get all pissy.

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Unbannedban 0

ewww, religion geek... good for you. Holy shit I hate those people. WWJD!!!??? >.<

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XDBrittany1228 0

i'm sure they make a very cute couple. :)

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SilenceIsSilver 0

Ouch. The irony hurts me too. :

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DalekScythe 0

**** all of you. you insult me with your religious stereotypes. I am christian and I am not what all you assholes say. :)

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Lukaroast 0

anyone that believes the churches lies isn't worth anything anyways. the book of Satan on the other hand, most enlightening. not joking

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