By Baconcook3000 - 23/07/2011 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 831
You deserved it 6 148

Same thing different taste

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twilightdogstar 1

Wtf? Me and my bf put one kiss after the text, always have done, and it's a far healthier and happier relationship than I had with my psycho ex who always insisted on 5. She sounds like either the kind of immature idiot who'd dump you for dream-cheating on her or someone who was looking for an excuse to break up anyway. Either way, lucky escape!

the bitch is dumb. find someone who treats you better then that and rub it in her dumb face...bitches these days. #YOUDESERVEBETTER!!!

Richierich4688 5

Tell her the girl you've been banging only makes you give her five kisses and it tastes and smells way better than a text and that never fails. Bye Bitch. Guarantee you'll do the next poor bastard a huge favor,at least in the texting dept.

Op, YDI, but not in the bad way, only the good, you did get out of that relationship.

sw33th3art 3
ihavenoeyedear 6

She was a total bitch anyway, im glad she dumped me

Do you need a crazy girlfriend like that?

Your feelings were hurt which means you are normal. Two thoughts. a: She probably wanted to break up with you and did not have the emotional maturity, brains or skills to do it any better than she did. Get over it and move on. Remember, always take the high road in this kind of thing. Or... b: She is wacko. If she is wacko, you are better off without her. Wack jobs don't keep their disfunction neatly confined to one area of life. The unreasonable wacko part gets mixed into whatever is going on. The crazy wacko shit would eventually become more of a burden than she is worth.