By Baconcook3000 - 23/07/2011 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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NoobHat 6

She's what the common folk call an idiot.

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DoughBoy19 3

bitch is psychotic

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xleanne_aLly 23

Screw her literally, then leave her :)

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neimato1 0

so if u put 11 she would be mad cuz u showed to much love?

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crazyrainbow 0

did she have a smoking hot body? if not why were you with a ditz?

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hateevryone 14

she's a dumb broad

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ironwolf56 5

One's like this, right now it's FML, but in a year or so you'll be saying "Thank god I dodged that bullet!"

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