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By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML

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By jake - 07/02/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By RaveCharlie - 18/04/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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ambowew 7

Sunday 29 May 2011 12:13

Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.

ahole123 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 17:43

96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots

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NolanDiddy 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 22:56

man, must be one heck of a joke.

GuidoCheese 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 22:56

Her brain must have been like, "Loading..... Please wait for two years."

XxGuard 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 23:16

you must be bad at telling jokes then.

hannahtaskey 9

Sunday 29 May 2011 23:33

I'm guessing that's not really why...

SunDropGirl 0

Monday 30 May 2011 0:13

someones a little slow..

goliatron 9

Monday 30 May 2011 2:03

LOL YOUR EX IS A DUMB TURD WRANGLER! You should force her to have sex with dogs!!!

danz123 7

Monday 30 May 2011 2:11

One thing I never got was why the whole 'blonde' thing only applied to women. Its not as if no guys are blond, but I suppose its mostly the girls who uphold that stereotype anyway. OP - I hope you now have learned your lesson. That was the dumbest excuse I've ever heard.

natasha101488 0

Monday 30 May 2011 2:50

are you sure she just wasnt using that as an excuse to break up anyway?!

SnailJamsss 6

Monday 30 May 2011 3:43

she just wanted a stupid reason to dump your ass.

AmberGale13 0

Monday 30 May 2011 4:10

how is this an fml?

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