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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

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Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 06/07/2020 14:02

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Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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bigmanj28 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days

Garyy_fml 11

Monday 18 July 2011 8:57

Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.

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ih82bl8 2

Monday 18 July 2011 17:21

ew

ekachilles99 2

Monday 18 July 2011 17:38

well, were u??? p.s. that sucks

tashhshere 0

Monday 18 July 2011 17:48

well, are you? or were you?

dirtydancer 0

Monday 18 July 2011 18:07

Ok WTF!!!!!!!!! That sorta happened to me once when i told my bf (now ex) I was going for a walk with Dean (my dog) he thot dean was a guy I was cheating on him with... he met my dog like 24 times before that "sigh" the male brain... wattya gona do? :P

beatleschick1940 9

Monday 18 July 2011 18:08

is your sister's name Brittany?

T552 12

Monday 18 July 2011 18:55

Haha past FML reference ftw XD

0utlawed 0

Monday 18 July 2011 18:23

yeah they are!

HU4L188 0

Monday 18 July 2011 18:41

ew

anothersuicide 0

Monday 18 July 2011 18:41

incest is very real these days, and very sick. it happens more often then you think. so kudos to your now EX-girlfriend. now if you excuse me, I'm going to have sex with my dog.

pickles2012 5

Monday 18 July 2011 18:52

incest's the best, put your sister to the test ;)

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 18 July 2011 19:19

Prove her right.

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