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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 06/07/2020 14:02

Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days

Garyy_fml 11

Monday 18 July 2011 8:57

Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.

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wildgirl1326 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:57

ohhh jeez

hehehahAho 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:03

I would never commit incest

bigjenpen 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:20

That sounds like an excuse to me...she's gotta be covering something up!

lulzmylife 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:27

Someone's been watching too much Game of Thrones!

claudsayssing 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:33

maybe she comes from a place with high incest

sexxme 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:00

you either gave her a pretty damn good reason to make her think that. or she was just insane. if that's the case, then be glad that bitch is gone.

sabiancymbol 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:02

are you?

sprite101 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:48

ha!! is ur sister hot maybe I can get with her! ;) wink wink

rainbowdinosaur 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:03

smart gf u got there

deerslayer28 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:25

you have a dumb ass gf

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