By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Maybe she thought she had to. FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...

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egaonogenki 0

Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!" If you were that girl, what would you have done then?

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baby_gurl2405 0

kk dude, ur not the only one to ever get dumped. But sick way to get ditched!! It's called walk up to them with a random hottie that you find then make out with her right beside them.... :-P

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MyzticHydra 0

i wouldnt say your life is ****** since now you see shes a ho so you can get rid of her a find someone more faithful to you so in a way its a good thing look at the positive side theres no real negative at least from what you wrote

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wazdog 4

On the bright side, that spectacle of hers would probably make it easier for you to get over her now that you probably hate her and want nothing to do with her.

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Subtext 10

After the initial shock, I would have shook his hand, smiled and said "Well, congratulations, Number 54!" and if I had condoms with me I'd also say "Here, take one. I wouldn't go without it." And then...just walk away.

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cpatrick820 3

Better yet, finish it off with "and let me know how my dick tastes"

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MamaC_fml 0

And wish him the best of luck with her herpes problem.

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snoopy_fly 0

if i were you, i would join straight in and show her who's boss!

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lathblade 0

ask for a favor, can she clean your axe with her neck?

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mrzero 0

tha's really Fu***k up

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misspeg 0

I'm going to go ahead and make assumptions but young people are SO promiscuous these days. what the hell happened to everyone? how can we do the whole survival of the fittest thing if everyone is a *****?

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MaddogTotten 0

Wait, I'm confused... you think the answer to ensuring the longevity of our species is to NOT procreate? I think you may have missed a day or two of science class. At the very least you must have misinterpreted the concept of natural selection.

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perdix 29

It so obvious that she is in love with you! New boyfriend, my ass! She is just using that poor chump to make you notice her. You need to start hanging around outside her house until she admits the truth: she is meant to be with you. You might want to get a tattoo of her name . . . on your forehead. Trust me, she's into you and you alone. Go for it!

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perdix 29

And a Restraining Order is just a thank-you card that says, "Keep Trying!"

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Haven't we learned anything from the FML involving the poor fellow who tried to prove his love to a girl by carving her initials into his leg? Obviously, girls don't like seeing their names carved/tattooed into their boyfriends' skin. OP, try tattooing your name onto her instead. :] She'll love it. If not, well, she'll still have a tattoo of your name. You really can't lose in this situation.

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