Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 018
You deserved it 3 141
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mk58 31

You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.

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hannahcorrine 0

At least he broke up with you honestly, face to face instead of you finding out he was cheating on you with that girl. In a sense I respect him, but it still was rude to have him show up with his new girlfriend. FYL

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EvilPotato 14

YDI OP, YDI for not punching his face in.

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dre_bro11 12

13, we meet again :/ Please, again, feel free to clarify, but your comment is basically saying its okay that OP's bf didn't cheat on OP by actually breaking up, yet, if he happened to have another gf at the time he broke off with OP, isn't that considered cheating? As for OP, Adele that shit!

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hannahcorrine 0

32, hello. I see your point, but I was commenting assuming that he found a new girl friend a few days ago. Sorry for not thinking before talking!

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bitchslapped22 14

He takes the word asshole to a whole new level.

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tasteslikedenial 4

If he found a new gf a few days ago, but just broke up with OP today, isn't that still cheating?

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your_ma 27

He sounds like the kind of wanker you're far better off without. I hope you were able to act nonchalant about it in front of them even if you were gutted. Keep your chin up you'll find someone better than that! x

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Epsilonyx 15

I can't imagine acting nonchalant in that situation. My eyes would be flickering furiously back and forth between their hands and their faces. Essentially, I'd have a nervous breakdown. Or it may just be my eternal awkwardness kicking in.

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your_ma 27

Think my lip would wobble a bit but you can't let someone so callous see that they've hurt you. The best revenge is to be happier without your ex, or to at least look like you are..

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kyliebear 15

Now that boyfriend's harsh..but clearly you'd be better off without him.

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22cute 17

Yeah, this is one case where a text message would be kinder.

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hilary56 0

No duh it sucks, and wth, did he tell the other girl she could come with him to break up with his other girlfriend? she should have dumped him too. Have some dignity people.

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Jamicianprince 1

Forget that douche you better off

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Beebow_fml 5

I feel sorry for the other girl, having to awkwardly stand there.

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_daniellesays_ 10

Do you? Really??

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bubblepaarty 5

she clearly knew he was inna relationship before her, why would you feel sorry for her ? you'd think she'd realize that if he dumped OP like that, karma's gonna get her like that too .

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megan61295 1

Yeah, she probably enjoyed bein there for it

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LadyGore 12

She was probably grinning and laughing the whole time. Girls are bitches like that.

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mk58 31

You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.

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your_ma 27

Yeah cos nothing says "You definitely made the right choice in dumping me" like acting like a childish mental case.. Good advice..

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your_ma 27

70 - I know but it was a shite joke..

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mk58 31

I think 63 has been dumped in a similar way that OP was.

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Soloman212 28

I didn't think so. You have to be in a relationship to be dumped...

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saIty 17

There are several revenge tactics you can use that were on FML. Such as spraying pepper spray on his toilet paper or adding salt to his coffee.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

That's just inconsiderate. 2 on 1 is never fair!

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TalkinSmack 6

Unless it's a 3some :D

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Buttsexpirate 9

And then they immediately flew to his crotch after you kicked it right?

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Soloman212 28

His hand or his new girlfriend? Or both? *Activate porno music*

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