By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

Well at least you found out now, before she started listening to stock tips from beyond and losing your 401k.

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brittaunt 0

I'm pretty sure you're better off without her

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MrdeBlaque 0

Not an FML. The wench is crazy. This is a good thing. Be thankful it happened sooner rather than later after she really messed something up or embarrassed you.

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Baby_Baby_BABY 0

******* jerk...that's what you get CHEATER!!!

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xzc426 0

I thought you only communicate to people who are alive telepathically. eh, whatever. lol.

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Psychs7 11

Her mom can't talk, she was cheating on her dead husband with my dead grandad! I wouldn't of minded but my dead grandma came and woke me up for a chat cos they were keeping her up, it's ok now though, i killed our gardener and now hes teaching her to "dance", horrible thought but at least she happy and outa my hair. Then my cat and dog killed eachother and now they chase eachoter round the house all night, it wouldnt be to bad but my tables psychic too and they keep bumping it on the way past every five mins, eventualy it knocked of my fish tank so now bubbles is floating around too! FML

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Swampeh 0

what do we learn of this? dont date crazy chicks :P

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greyzero 0

So... Dont date women at all ever? ;)

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Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0

You should tell her thanks for revieling her crazy before it's too late for you to leave her…

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