By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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SexySlayer1248 18

I would also say something like, "Finally got her to leave"

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camoney 4

Like that comment and post "yes, yes it was".

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skyeyez9 24

She did that to add insult to injury and humiliate you.....in other words, she is a massive, stanky ****!

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Imaginationn 6

Thats when you know she was most likely planning to leave you for awhile. Sorry to hear but you'll find MUCH better dont you worry

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pedinhuh 23

Click on "like" and share the comment. That will show her!

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Klick 3

Why you still on her face book page?

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Not_Impressed13 9

Maybe OP was just logging onto FB to remove her.. I'm sure his first thought was not "****! I gotta block her on FB within 2 minutes!!"

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icanhazno 2

Most likely, you were emotionally draining her. It was definitely not going to work out, so time to move on.

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More_Leg 14

Make a status that says, "Yes! I no longer have a ball-and-chain to drag me down in life!"

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blackonblight 32

And? You assume this is about you? It could be something entirely unrelated. (Note: I am not a Facebook member so I have only what knowledge of the Facebook culture as you acquire via osmosis, so maybe I'm missing a cue here and there is no way it could be about anything else. I also don't date so I'm probably not seeing the big deal about the relationship either. )

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FrankHotpants 31

Take her off your Facebook and do what every other person on earth has done, move on sir, and enjoy your life.

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