By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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TruckerGustav 0

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

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Cthulu 0

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

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CLICKHEREx 0

Either cut your hair increasingly short, then shave it all off, (most women don't mind the completely bald look) or get a hairpiece.

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twilighthotty 0

aww poor u let it go move on!

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turdburgers 0

If you had to save several paychecks to do it, you couldn't afford it.

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sofakingcrazy 0

I'm bald as a q ball but i make that shit look sexy ! hit the gym and sport it proud!

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tisiphone_fml 0

Make it so... Or buy some Rogaine, if you don't like the bald look. ;)

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assaulted 0

She's a shallow ****. Spend the checks on a new girl!

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invisible513 0

i'm kind of in the same situation.. my bf is balding and is only 20.. but i wouldnt break up with him for that.. she doesnt deserve you..

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jacksonSFcali 0

you should try to look like the shiny headed brawny guy like in the commercials.

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