By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 570
You deserved it 2 664

Same thing different taste

Top comments

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Shave your head if it is too thin on top. Most women think a man who combs his hair to hide the balding is not sexy. No comb overs!

you're lucky that she dumped you then.. she's obviously pretty shallow... you can't do anything about baldness..My husband's hair is starting to get thin on top, but I'm not about to go anywhere.. that's like him leaving me because after two kids, I got some stretch marks. Ridiculous. find a girl that loves you for who you are, and whatever you do, don't do the combover...

vampkid 0

Why are you balding at such a young age? Well, at least you kept the money...I guess.

MissT2608 0

Yeowch. At least she did it before you'd actually spent all that money on her, though. I say, go do something nice for yourself with it!

chigglet 0

I guess I'm one of those super evil bitches everyone calls the girlfriend because balding was a dealbreaker for me before I got married. I find a high/nonexistant hairline is completely unsexy. I'd rather date a fat guy than a bald one. Everybody has physical preferences in a partner, so why should hair (or lack of) not be considered? Big deal if it seems shallow. At least she left you now than later. She'll find a man with good hair and you will find a woman that doesn't care. How many posts have there been on here for guys leaving their girlfriends because they turned into fatties? But, in reality, women's appearances are WAY more scrutinized than men's.

I agree with a lot of what you said of how women's looks are scrutinized all the time, with the exception that weight can be controlled when there isn't an underlying medical condition. OP can't help going bald.

You'll find a woman that deserves you. She obviously wasn't it.

rouxvanity 0

well. if she only cares about your hair then she wasn't a good girlfriend anyway. besides, you've still got all that cash to spend. make it worth your wild.

I love sewing oats! They're so much cheaper than sequins.

foofighterfan 0

*** dat bitch u Deserve better