By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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TruckerGustav 0

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

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Cthulu 0

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

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eyeballs0_0 0

well think of it this way.. now you have a lot of money saved up and you're not broke! (:

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depnation 0

lol now the $$ u saved should go toward getting the hair on ur ass implanted on ur head

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XxxCowgirl 5

ahh that's a shame I'm sorry =( my bfs almost 21 and balding really bad idk why ppl see it as a bad thing.. it's nothing one can control and it's perfectly normal, she needs to get over herself and you deserve better.

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lollerskates33 0

That blows, dude. I'm 18 and balding fast... but at least my girlfriend hasn't left me. Seems yours was a bitch anyway. Don't give up- chicks dig Patrick Stewart.

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ford_f250 0

man just shave ur head bald is beautiful

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mikrav 0

That sucks, but I have to say you got lucky. If she's so shallow, you'd have problems down the road. My boyfriend is 26 and balding, and I couldn't care less.

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WorkThatButt 2

Tell her to shave her ****** first before telling you that she hates you being bald There's a special place in hell for bitches like her

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veritaserum 0

Well, now you have enough money saved up to get your hair regrown ;)

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skyeyez9 24

my husband is balding. I met him when he was 26 and his hair was thinning then. I only saw him with a full head of hair in old photographs when he was a kid and teenager. He's a great father and husband, and that woman is a bitch to dump you for the sole reason of thinning hair. That is out of your control. You deserve better.

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