By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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TruckerGustav 0

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

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Cthulu 0

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

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kenman884 2

Two things: 1) Propecia. Saved my hair, and there's only a small chance of decreased sex drive. 2) If she was that shallow, then better to find out now than, say, 10 years and 3 kids later. Or two weeks. Your call.

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Splayd 10

Holy cow! Is that a pill or something? I would LOVE decreased sex drive!

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astriofou 0

i just gotta ask. did u give her birthday present to her yet? id be hella pissed if she took it

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jewelsfml 0

my husband's balding and I find it sexy ....u will find a better chick who wont drain u!

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AlexHD 4

Use the money you got for weed or a hooker

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yupitssoph 18

Don't worry OP I have a friend who went grey at 13. Just shave it all and try to make it look intentional I guess. Sorry you were dating such a shallow bitch, though.

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sadrachel 3

She sucks my bf is losing his hair he's 25 and I love him no matter what

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yaboiipoo 5

what a bitch. at least u got out of the relationship, if ur hair falling is enough to get her to break up with you youre better off without her anhways

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