By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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sammyf89 13

Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.

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writergirl23 19

She kinda brought that one on herself though.

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ILike_Dancing123 19

It hurts a lot more having a text saying its over, because they don't give a reason, they just hide and ignore the texts asking why, because they don't have the decency to do it faced to faced; OP probably just got angry that she has texted a break-up message randomly which caused him to respond that way. There must have been some problems for listing all of that stuff about her. But what relationship is so perfect? You really need to do a follow up!! :D

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lylee001 6

It's the worst feeling as my gf has jokingly done that and I flipped my bizket at it

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luccmon 6

Oh and btw, if you can type a long list of things you hate about the person you're dating, maybe sending was the right thing to do.

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chuckcloninger 12

Follow my "24 hour rule". Whenever you get something by text or email that angers or upsets you make NO response for 24 hours. Amazing the clarity that comes with a bit of time.

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foiled 15

Seriously though who jokes about stuff like that? Especially over a text

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trueblue170 13

What a horrible bitch! Who jokes about something like THAT?

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alexxss_fml 10

Screw her. Noone should ever joke about breaking up with someone. Its not normal. Your better off OP.

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