Quiet down!

By grooveshark - 30/09/2020 20:01

Spicy
Today, I could hear my parents having sex from the other end of my house. My mom set the stove on fire because she forgot she was cooking. FML
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RichardPencil 30

She was doing a different kind of cooking. ;)

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John Nemeth 14

Dammit what was that Kings of Leon song called? I think it’s “your stove is on fire” P.S. hope everyone was ok.

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RichardPencil 30

She was doing a different kind of cooking. ;)

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Sady_Ct 37

You couldn’t have managed the stove? You would have smelt the burning long before the fire.

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kfchicken 31

obviously he did handle it, and not necessarily, but that's not the point of the fml anyway

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Kraths 16

Not everyone has a super sniffer. Half the time I can't smell jack and when I do it's usually so faint I am not sure what it is or where it's coming from

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