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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Oh, what an orgasmic feeling.
if it said "Your boyfriends cheating on you with a fat chick lol" YDI
Maybe she was pointing out the cliché in it? :)
maybe she was cackling evilly.
Lol you're hot and lol your gay bf is cheating on you lol wanna go out lol? Dafp!
Goes to show you how mature your now ex is.
Oh nevermind I misunderstood I thought she broke up with you after reading a text with lol. Anyways you still deserve it if you were a dick to her. Don't be such a pussy.
you deserved it... lol.
Well, 14 definitely thought it was funny .. !
43- Awesome idea. XD
ohh btw im pretty sure i moderated this one too im on a roll :) fafp fafp fafp stupid anti flood protection
every text I send I have lol in but when I send it I'm not laughing only laugh when I send lmfao!!! lol <- I dnt laugh : )
Don't worry, there's some website where you can buy colonies of crabs to infect her with while she sleeps. I need to get out more
lmfao @ the crabs idea, OP find that web site that would be an epic way to return the favor for putting "lol" in a break up text message
that too, that's a must. but then again everybody is so damn quick to sue, it would be a bigger burden then anything to kick his ass
43 you would have nowhere to send the pic "LOL"
erm... well lol?
fyl op & forget about that best friend x;
wow your girlfriend needs to be ******* killed
if op was mature he would lol too
With Cave Johnson's combustible lemons!
lol!
that's why I don't ever tell buddies about problems with my girl.... you can't trust anyone
lol
"heeey, Wub2??? ne way, dumpin u fr Tony. srry! lol" I feel for you, OP, I'm sure it must have taken you ages to translate that message, but at the same time, I couldn't care less about your romance trouble.
Yikes! Looks like you deserve better...
I don't see how either of you come to that conclusion. Maybe the best friend is just a better man and the girlfriend did the reasonable thing by dumping the OP and moving on. The LOL could be that kind of nervous laughter you get when you try to soften the blow of bad news. I don't mean to pick you two out specifically, but I get a little peeved when people reflexively say that an OP who gets dumped deserves better. We just can't know that in a message with a 300-character limit, and no chance for rebuttal from the dumpor.
Wow, go perdix for the surprisingly mature and serious comment. I thought you specialised in jokes? :P
You are right that jokes are my favorite method to point out the absurdity of a post's absurdity, but I'll use others as needed to point out logical flaws. I think the common practice around here of assuming the OP is always completely innocent and deserving of their significant other's affection and fidelity is one of these absurd logical flaws.
That is true. I still think dumping by text is a bit harsh, especially with 'lol' in it. But, I suppose there might be a very good reason that she didn't want to do it face-to-face, such as him being obsessive and/or dangerous... But if it were the latter then the FML would be more agressive, and if it were the former it would be longer and more of a ramble.
that girl is sexy
Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.
wow. who breaks up with someone over a text anyways? what a jerk
If someone was a complete jerk to you, I can justify breaking up with them over text :/
Well she's a jerk. FYL.
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Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.
lol!