By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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AthiestNun 11

Better than having to share a room with her.

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Grootensliven 10

Sounds like she planned it

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ElricMustang 23

Kinda seems like she was gonna do this to begin with.

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kyu_Q 19

she is quite brave OP. I would have been worried about running into the person I broke up with and possibly getting thrown overboard

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mFUNdo21 17

she's a ***** for ending a relationship she wasn't happy in? yeah she's a bitch for the timing but that does not make her a *****

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ElricMustang 23

It doesn't seem like it just happened with bad timing. It seems more like she waited for the cruise, probably just so she would be able to go in it, because if she had dumped him before, she wouldn't have been able to go.

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tfriend3 15

What a bitch...I'd be mad as hell but at least you have plenty of time to meet other people, sorry OP.

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cajunvudoo 6

Sounds like you need to cancel her plane ticket home.

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diving_fml 30

the flight home will be awkward.

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yenze 18

to #34 and #35 who said they flew there the cruise could of left from their city

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I think you should find someone else on board to share your room. Seriously, go have fun. Living well is the best revenge.

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olpally 32

Push her off the ship...

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zoegirl_455 30

You should go over and introduce yourself to her new roommate! I'm sure they'd be happy to meet you and not feel awkward at all

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