By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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AthiestNun 11

Better than having to share a room with her.

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Grootensliven 10

Sounds like she planned it

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golden_warrior 23

ladies, ladies - yes I'm single... that should be your attitude. Mission: get laid

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CockAsian 14

Good* He's now single on a cruise with probably a bunch of single girls. Have a bangin' time OP!

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The_Paladin 16

try to have some fun and be happy you don't have to share your room with her.

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pistachiopanda 19

The awesome thing is that you are single now! The best time to have fun is on a cruise! Especially if they have open bar. If you can't have fun, at least you can drown your sorrow.

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alycion 38

Not being funny, but what cruise line has open bars? I've been on a few different ones and never ran into that. The closest was being able to buy alcohol at the duty free store and paying a fee to consume it on ship. Had a soda pass, so just kept getting soda or juice and mixing my own if I wanted something basic. I haven't even seen that option in years.

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UO88 10

I have been on 2 Princess Cruise ships with my family. Both offered alcohol in multiple bars around the ship. It's actually where a large percentage of their money comes from, as it is not included in the price of the cruise.

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alycion 38

Bars, yes. Open bars, no. Open, at least around here implies that the drinks are included, like the food. I was just wondering if some cruises are doing this sometimes now. Seems like a poor business decision considering how much people drink on these things. A cruise or Vegas is about the only time I have alcohol anymore. Something about laying on a pool deck with a boat drink is nice.

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perdix 29

That's considerate of her. Sharing a room for the rest of the trip would be awkward. Well, get after it! You've only got a few days to find a girl who will share her razor bump burn with you. ;)

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diving_fml 30

Perdix, are you referring to wellcrap's post earlier?

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perdix 29

#35, no, wellcrap referred to "razor burn bumps" and I mentioned "razor bump burns." The two are completely different and it's just a crazy coincidence.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Go out, have fun and meet other women. Let her see what she lost.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Least you aren't sharing a room. And hey, you can go find someone new. It is a cruise after all. Go have fun.

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hilde43 5

Go have fun get a new hotter women in your room tonight :)

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