Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she...

By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

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By Andrew - 23/10/2012 19:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2022 00:00

Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML

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thebeautybleeds 17

Monday 22 August 2011 1:45

Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

Trainspotting_fml 9

Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Between a rock and a hard place, eh?

Comments

ltsune 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:09

Better luck next time. Maybe you should have waited till she arrived. Just to check out her mood first ;)

MeB4u 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 14:01

Why would she sleep over on her period...

cubancgar 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:06

Put it in tour calendar buddy that way that doesn't happen again.

goneblue 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 17:31

How ******* old are you?

pmartinez516 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:02

At least some head or the coco puff

radish6913 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:23

lol thats just bad luck

5chadenfreude 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 4:43

You were juicing?

canadianbro 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:44

Lol shouldn't be using Viagra :P

ak2580 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:34

Heyyy

marissa246 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:10

for a second i thought that said i pooped a ******

ak2580 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:30

DUDE THAT REALLY SUCKS. HAVING A BLOODY SEX IS KINDA GROSS. NOT HAVING SEX IS NOT THAT BAD

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