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Your dad has a sense of humor
I don't see the problem, just ask to go to McDonalds or something.
Pet chicken?????? At least you don't need to buy eggs
What a loving dad!
Anyone making a choked the chicken joke? No? Well I bet your dad choked that chicken before you ate it! o_o I see why no ones made that joke now..
Is this Kramer from Seinfeld?
this one is SOOO fake lol
I don't care what the case may be. Eat the KFC.
It didn't run away... Your dad got hungry. And that wasn't KFC... It was your dads cooking.
Your dad is such a ****.
DOUBLE DOWN!!!
127- win for the awesome pun. (:
Pun? What pun? I was just saying that he's a penis. I kid, I kid. Thank you for catching that. ;)
THAT IS LEGEN WAIT FOR IT.... DARY LEGENDARY What an awesome dad
16, I think the word's 'didn't'. Unfortunately for OP, now she does...
Naa curly frys or onion rings are better
I modded this but instead of KFC it just said chicken...
I love chickens... In both ways... No offense... Wait that sounded kinda wrong...
Popeyes
50 - that's true for in America. in Canada, kfc agreed to a waiver they only but local chicken, try are killed humanely and all the chickens have to pass a health safety test and the slaughter house has to be inspected. but ya, who has a chicken for a pet? sure, I have chickens. but we raise then to EAT them.
Where would he have taken you if your pokemon had run away? =D
Definitely Mickey D's.
Why have a pet chicken.. They're annoying with their "bawk bawk ba-BAWK". If it was as loud and annoying as most chickens then i wouldnt doubt that maybe someone let it run away.
If it was a guinea fowl they are actually very good 'gaurs dogs' Guineas are very territorial and raise a he'll of a racket if someone trespasses into their territory. They also eat ticks and other nasty little creatures so there's less worry of ticks near your home if you've got guinea fowl.
A wise man once said"... And **** roosters with their useless cockadoodledoos we invented alarn clocks we dont longer need you!"
#24 Not very wise if he likes eggs or fried chicken.
I have a pet chicken, actually I had 4 but the rest were eaten by coyotes...They're not loud unless you have a rooster.
Exactly 165, I have three laying hens and they are the sweetest little girls, people wouldn't understand unless they had them.
Get the 20 piece. Put posters around saying you got your Chicken's family fried. However be prepared to fight your chicken to the death.
Like the chicken on family guy that Peter fights with
"chucky?? You in there??"
It's OK, KFC doesn't serve chicken anyways. Ever since they switched the name from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC, they began to feed the public some kind of lab-synthesized protein matter.
Isn't that what every other fast food restaurant does as well? And I think the protein might have been synthesized from Doc's 'patients'. It's merely a theory, but I think we can at least say the food has questionable origins.
Oh and by the way, I love you perdix. (physically)
Well **** me with a lead pipe, this was supposed to be a reply to Perdix . lets go with The ChantelOwns excuse and say FML is out to get me.
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Your dad has a sense of humor
Get fries.