Love: Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town,...

By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with this girl who turned up with bags of Instagram camera equipment. She photographed everything, the drinks, food, and yet we barely said a word to each other. In the end, I paid my half and left. She didn’t notice I’d gone for at least 15 minutes before texting me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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The reviews are in

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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dee3108 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:46

straight out dude... you seem like a very nice guy.. who just so happened to be stuck with a hardcore bitch.. dump her and find one that appreciates!

Learning2livelyf 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:46

Sounds like she's not interested in you. Time to move on.

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albertaboy 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:03

Dump that bitch!

banana2022 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 7:44

Wow, did you dump the bitch yet?? I'll date you, you sound upstanding! haha Seriously, though, females like her... they give us bad names. What a troll. Dont let her get you down. Just dump her cheap ass and get out of there. The sooner you do, the less time it was spent with an ungrateful, snotty cow.

chachaa_fml 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:12

dump her!

brunettegurly 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 21:22

next time take her to mcdonalds and purposely say large for her meal and get a small for yours, and say to her, "don't you always eat this much?... it looks like it."

musicislife1415 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:19

sweetie, leave her she's a gold digger!

melody7676 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:32

That is totally wrong. I would have never done that

luknuts 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 2:01

don't dump her. take her friend out to dinner or lunch. maybe shell appreciate that

nena10091 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:56

dump her shes not worth the pain , ur spending money in her when it's hard to make a living and she doesnt apricate it so does t know the meaning of love and true bliss!