Love: Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell...

By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By yosmurf - 13/08/2018 23:31

Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML

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Cynical_1 26

Friday 10 February 2017 20:04

Maybe fate is trying to tell you something. Or maybe you just should have had it sized better.

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 10 February 2017 20:22

That really sucks...Did you have a warranty on it? I believe you can get warranties on rings. If you have one, hopefully it can be used to replace the ring.

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Cynical_1 26

Friday 10 February 2017 20:04

Maybe fate is trying to tell you something. Or maybe you just should have had it sized better.

SanguineAether 8

Sunday 12 February 2017 8:00

Maybe fate's telling him that he should've sized his ring better.

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 10 February 2017 20:22

That really sucks...Did you have a warranty on it? I believe you can get warranties on rings. If you have one, hopefully it can be used to replace the ring.

URBeingLied2 23

Friday 10 February 2017 20:33

On the plus side, congratulations on the recent weight loss. I hope you told Wal-Mart to see if they have any kind of filter that could have caught that before it became unrecoverable. I know nothing about plumbing, so that filter could be entirely fictitious. Sorry. About everything.