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By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with this girl who turned up with bags of Instagram camera equipment. She photographed everything, the drinks, food, and yet we barely said a word to each other. In the end, I paid my half and left. She didn’t notice I’d gone for at least 15 minutes before texting me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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dee3108 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:46

straight out dude... you seem like a very nice guy.. who just so happened to be stuck with a hardcore bitch.. dump her and find one that appreciates!

Learning2livelyf 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:46

Sounds like she's not interested in you. Time to move on.

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EmVee 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:24

Ditch the bitch if it bothers you that much :p

Devin91 20

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:32

dump that hoe.

purrplelover 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:32

she is just using you. Dump her.

maybeeiwill 11

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:32

why should she say thank you if she didn't eat anything?

Xpensive 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:35

i would havw found the server, paid for my food, left and waited for the text or phone call,lol

faux_ID 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:42

go home when she's not looking and leave her with the bill... free meal at a nice restaurant and she'll be gone... win-win

texxan87 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:48

for real- break up with her, she's worthless!

BadKitty13 28

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:51

DUMP THE B**TCH !!!! Seriously dude. There are alot of appreciative women out there !! You deserve Better !!!

RavenNight 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:54

thts when u dumb her. dont date ppl tht dnt appriciate wat u do

logas 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:55

Thats not very nice at all dump the bitch

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