Gender bender

By Anonymous - 14/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, on my first day as a middle school substitute teacher, the class I was in had blue passes for boys and red passes for girls. The kid in the front row raised a number two for the bathroom, so I handed her a red pass, only for him to brush his hair back and say, "I'm a boy." The whole class laughed and called him "Babe". FML
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Chazzster 28

How remarkably up to date that they went to the trouble of having both boy and girl bathroom passes at that school! … There is much about this that is just needlessly sad and stupid.

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RichardPencil 30

"Raised a number two?" Are we talking about a #2 pencil (my third-favorite cousin) or a piece of poo?

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Chazzster 28

How remarkably up to date that they went to the trouble of having both boy and girl bathroom passes at that school! … There is much about this that is just needlessly sad and stupid.

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Yudith 24

Time to petition the school to trash this backward system. Maybe "Babe" could help you if you apologize to them.

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anothergenericuncreativename 13

hall passes.... imagine living in a country that claims to love freedom, but requires students to literally have physical proof of being allowed to take a crap.

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