By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 06:31 - United Kingdom - Evesham

Today, my girlfriend decided that having OCD will help her lose weight. She is now convinced that walking in and out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 076
You deserved it 2 416

Same thing different taste

Top comments

skittlesmeep 4

Tell her sex would burn more calories.

It will, but nowhere near the amount she wants.

Comments

Wealthyparrot 9

It's been said, but you can't decide to be OC. Walking through the door extra times WILL help, though.

Is she blonde? If she is it explains a lot.

KittyKayleen 11

You can't choose to have OCD.......

unless she does it for hours it probably won't work as well as she thinks but the fact that she thinks it will might actually cause her to lose weight. the mind is weird like that

Unlucky1232 20

technically she's right. Technically murder can reduce stress, doesn't mean u should even bother