By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 06:31 - United Kingdom - Evesham

Today, my girlfriend decided that having OCD will help her lose weight. She is now convinced that walking in and out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML
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skittlesmeep 4

Tell her sex would burn more calories.

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Barr3lR0ll 9

It will, but nowhere near the amount she wants.

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bestnameright 14

I have OCD!!!!!!!!!... But I guess I'm not burning as many calories.... I just wash my hands ;(

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MyssMarsh 11

Hahaaa, one of the most silliest things I've ever heard. Kinda cute though.

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nina21194 12

Well... It could.... Walking alot

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bjf10 22

No, you GET to have sex 12 times a day!

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osm1989_fml 6

Wait, so does she actually have OCD or is this a newly developed self-diagnosis?

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Myo_fml 20

OCD must be terrifying. :( Especially if the thought is something along the lines of "if I don't step with my right foot a total of ten times more than the left, my grandpa will die."

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Claire Raika Ahmed 14

It is terrifying. Especially when you accidentally give yourself impossible tasks and then become convinced your worst nightmares will come true and it’s all your fault

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vampire1618 5

Technically, she's not wrong. However she's not as right as she seems to think she is either.

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Fishfanatic 7

Well it will.. if she does it REALLY quickly and does it for several hours a day. Every day. And eats less.

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SoultheWolf 19

Your girlfriend is a moron. You don't choose to have OCD, nor is it somethign ANYOE would want.

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