By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
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zandalee 19

Time to fight fire with fire!! In the end he will respect you more!

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perdix 29

Make sure you let him know how many rounds you are pumping into his daughter. It'll hurt him worse than the point-blank paintballs will hurt you . . . or maybe not.

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perdix 29

OP, check that, this might not be such good advice.

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freeze101mam 5

That would probably cause instant "Death" to OP

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DocBastard 38

So you're emptying your balls into his daughter and he's emptying his all over you. Seems fair.

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SpottedZebra42 14

That's exactly what was going through my mind. I couldn't have said it better myself.

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Aug1508 9

He's just making sure he's little girl doesn't end up with a wimp !

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PeteyPablo12308 20

No, actually it IS 'wimp' Otherwise it would sound like stewie when he says "cool WHIP"

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MaddieLynn123 7

Thats great to know he's a protective dad. Bit sorry OP!

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Honestly_Lainey 21

He's dating a girl with a protective father, he probably didn't do anything. The gf's dad is just living by the unwritten father "code." My dad lives by it as well -_-

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3rdbass 9

So then you figure out his strategy and outmaneuver him so he'll at least respect hourly trying. Your time to shine, OP.

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Trisha_aus 15

Hey at least it wasn't a real gun..make sure you never make your gf cry..you know what's coming....

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

Look at the bright side at least it was with a paintball and not a sniper riffle... You are also extremely colorful even after removing your clothes :D

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Tekeler 3

Once a marine always a marine... Oorah

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born_hustla 26

Hooah indeed!! Lol

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challan 19

Hmmm, I'm blank above! I said that as a military brat, in front of my possible dates, my father has thrown knives with pin point accuracy, shown off his arsenal, explained how he knows thousands of ways to get rid of someone without getting caught, and the one small thing he does that scares many guys off... Breaking walnuts with his thumb. I love my dad!

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challan 19

Oh and btw... Oorah is yelled by the Marines, and Hoorah is yelled by the Army. If you're going to correct, make sure you know what you're talking about.

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cheetahbaby96 8

Maybe if you don't cry, you'll pass "the test"

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