Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
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nadnerbz 6

Learn to keep your mouth shut

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ohcoolstorybro 14

Acting tough fail. this children is why you shouldn't try to be cool

domking1315 20

^That, #1 is why you shouldnt try and be funny

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alexup24 13

OP, what were you thinking. Just picking a fight is stupid.

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ajeppsen 25

There's a difference between picking a fight and self defense

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deviable 9

He was pretty stupid going for a jibe, but at least he stood up for his friend.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

67- I love the sports section on Sundays and Monday's during the NFL season. Just throwing that out there.

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ItsPersonal 6

1-he wasn't trying to be cool he was trying to help his friend out

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deliriousbasil 0

Boooooh! Newspapers won't disappear just because of smartphones! Go with it ;)

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boxbrandon11 20

Yea! You show them OP!

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polkadots123 2

Is YDI you're da idiot or you dumb idiot? Sorry I'm not very familiar with this...

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yoursucklives 36

it's you deserved it

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Helenarth 6

Me too! So I'm not the only one... That makes me feel better.

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tjv3 10

You shouldn't talk mess unless you can defend yourself. Sorry you had to learn that the hard way. BUT I'm glad to see you take a stand. Take some self defense classes and next time it will be different

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nadnerbz 6

Learn to keep your mouth shut

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boating_guy 33

I'd thumb this comment up...but it has 69 likes

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LMFAOtoFUNNY 2

Maybe if you say that, you should be able to back it up.

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sarahlouise0506 10

Real friends do everything together! OP just wanted his share

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loufol22 5

That's what I thought???!!! At the end did they say that's what I thought? Way to be cocky!

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aceangel6 4

Don`t tease the monkeys! Thats what happens when you tease the monkeys!

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dragynfyre 4

usually they throw poo. this time they threw a beating.

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ladyLALAA 28

Sometimes monkey bite and rip out your Bali plaits and you end up with balled patches!

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iviviii 0

^That didn't sound stupid at all...

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ladyLALAA 28

Thumb me down 103, but this really happened to me in Bali! I had bright beads in my hair and when petting monkeys they attacked me. Had to get a tetanus shot, ouch!

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WCARlover 34

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olpally 32

*golfer's clap* want a cookie?? Too bad, none for you!

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WCARlover 34

Sorry I just didn't notice at first :( *accepts my poor comment status*

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olpally 32

I forgive you WCARlover... At least you're honest :)

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MCTime 12

That can be a slant rhyme. You didn't fail completely, at least not in my eyes.

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nofearjenshere 12

Next time, don't try your luck. It could get worse than this.

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jhc240sx 1

Yo wats up jen! U look like a pretty chill person. Wanna chat!?:p lol

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KitaBrah 0

That wouldn't have happened if you could have been normal an just gotten a smart phone instead of a news paper-___-

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Shrike 23

Get the **** off my planet. Please?

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KitaBrah 0

Oooh someone seems a little upset(: good.

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