Love: Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to"....

By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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You deserved it 2 890

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 674

You deserved it 6 988

By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 407

By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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You deserved it 5 346

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 737

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 709

You deserved it 3 182

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 783

You deserved it 11 019

By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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You deserved it 2 801

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

By justmeagain - 11/12/2018 12:00

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit while reading it. According to her, that makes me a “heartless monster.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 684

You deserved it 264

hussamhasi 22

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:07

They will always find excuses .. My ex girlfriend broke up with me because marriage was going to be hard for us , we were 16 .. No sense

MDoremis 38

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:08

Count yourself lucky, then. Do you really want to be subjected to that kind of crazy for any longer?

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enginsteve 17

Tuesday 28 July 2015 8:03

I'm surprised the cat did not stick up for you.

Fairyjoshy 13

Tuesday 28 July 2015 8:21

Are you certain she wasn't just making up a stupid reason to break up with you because she no longer wanted to date you? Note that I'm not voting either YDI or YLS because not enough context to tell either way.

beeferjay 34

Tuesday 28 July 2015 8:59

The cat got your back. Ftd **** that dog

PunMasterEsquire 1

Tuesday 28 July 2015 10:00

hopefully ex girlfriend

PassTheDrinks 5

Tuesday 28 July 2015 10:04

Sounds like another "Son of Sam" victim. You're lucky the dog didn't tell her to kill you.

wheelchairchick 11

Tuesday 28 July 2015 12:37

that's scary

Reggie177 11

Tuesday 28 July 2015 13:34

I think you're better......I mean your girl's advisor is a dog Cudos

ribx 16

Tuesday 28 July 2015 13:44

She didn't say it told her in English? My dog loves everybody, if there was someone she didn't trust I would at least question why...

Tannasgh 22

Tuesday 28 July 2015 14:21

Weak...better off without her if her dog is talking to her

taker73 9

Tuesday 28 July 2015 14:32

Her dog might be her new bf

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