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By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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You deserved it 3 390

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 407

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 704

You deserved it 3 181

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 205

By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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You deserved it 2 890

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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You deserved it 6 985

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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You deserved it 4 564

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By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 133

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By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 3 670

By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 555

You deserved it 2 945

By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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You deserved it 5 346

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Monday 20 December 2010 9:10

I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.

schwancy 2

Monday 20 December 2010 9:10

Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?

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gamecube_Link 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 8:10

uuuuhhhhhh... wow.....she has some really ****** up priorities.

valience123 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 8:30

buy her a new dog with cancer.

Runawaygirl83 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:23

What a heartless, self-centered bitch. You are better off without her.

Kari_Beth 1

Wednesday 22 December 2010 18:24

Damn. Self-centered girl.

seniors 5

Thursday 23 December 2010 10:48

Ya she's a real Bitch!! Confront her and ask her what iis more important her dog or ur mom?

futurehonsolo 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:38

**** that bitch and the dog

metaldeth 0

Monday 27 December 2010 17:16

Honestly, who has a funeral for a dog?

Pinkskullsblackb 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:57

She seems like a waste of time anyway....

Cloud9223 0

Monday 10 January 2011 22:44

She's disgustingly shallow. F*ck HER life.

Kalery 0

Monday 17 January 2011 5:49

I would have cussed the bitch out!

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