By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
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perdix 29

Great plan! You can cry all you want and people will think you are admirably mourning the deceased, when you are merely whining about your loss of a hard dick.

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cantfightfate 0

an important lesson learned: you may be alone, but at least you're not dead.

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lm27 5

hey, at least you're not that guy in the casket.

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WTSchool 0

Maybe she was trying to get you to imagine it was your boyfriend's funeral. o.o That would cheer me up.

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wwerulez14 6

Yeah 'cause suddenly smiling and possibly laughing at a funeral is better? Lol seriously...

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Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

pay your respects and get over it at least not ur dead b****

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illmatic2 16

^^^ Ha!!! I laughed at that. Good one, dude.

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vivibeatles 1

maybe the mom saw wedding crashers and realized funerals are great places to meet people, so GO MOM! ;)

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Honesty4U 0

Guess her point was, "At least you're dead!"

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RedPillSucks 31

Sorry, the original comment was funnier.

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Honesty4U 0

Oh I totally agree, but you know if I didn't correct it, it would have been total troll bait!

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katelynjoy 0

lol loving the profile pic

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katelynjoy 0

that was meant for 12... close enough xP

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Not only am I a troll, but I'm also the interweb game warden. It is illegal to bait trolls, especially when you bait-and-switch. Cease and desist immediately, or face the consequences which will NEVER BE THE SAME!

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schwancy 2

I doubt she was using a funeral to cheer you up. Perhaps it was something she had to attend, and she invited you so that you wouldn't be alone.

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RedPillSucks 31

Logical thinking in an FML? Heavens no. It's not nearly as funny.

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figgity83 15

I agreed with schwancy. plus it does put life into prospective.

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1personinthiswor 0

I agree with 14. If FML were logical, you would whine to a real person about your problems instead of posting them online.

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xdeadxradiox 0

Are we not real people? :(

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schwancy 2

I'm definatly not a real person.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

#38: *perspective #49: *definitely I'm a real giraffe.

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julie3841 11

I could never hide sadness from my mom either.

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SpaceMannn 0

your mom has a .. um unique way of cheering people up.

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Schizomaniac 24

I didnt understand the FML until I read that. Thank you.

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Schizomaniac 24

Marvin_Android is going to have a good time with this one. Life. Don't talk to him about life.

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Marvin_Android 0

Thank you for warning people. However, I will probably not "have a good time" as you said, as the only times I've ever known were perfectly miserable. OP, if you care to hear what I have to say, which I know no one does, but I'll say it anyway: Sounds macabre and morose. At least your mother was trying to illustrate to you the pointlessness of mourning the demise of a temporary relationship; no matter how short or long your relationships are, you are going to end up as worm food. What better place to illustrate just how brief existence is than a funeral? I'm not bringing anybody down, am I? Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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MAGNAVOX 0

Funerals give me nightmares:(

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HeretoBlame 3

maybe she thought you could have buried your feelings toward your bf? :D

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